Here's the latest batch of reports for those who are only here for the free donuts.
We've somehow managed to not lose all our money yet. Congratulations, we're not failures.
Our revenue for the quarter: $0.00 (we'll just pretend that's a real number)
Expenses for the quarter: $1,000,000 (just kidding, that's not even close)
Net profit: -$999,999.99 (we're basically broke, but hey, we're still here)You can find more exciting stuff on the Boring Prophets page, where we promise to predict exactly when the apocalypse will arrive, but only after our naptime.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, check out our Prophetic Financials for a truly thrilling experience.
Don't forget to grab a donut on the way out, we're buying!
When: Never
Where: Nowhere
What: Hopefully Not Another Meeting