Attendees Breakout Sessions

Today's breakout sessions are brought to you in collaboration with the Department of Redundancy and Bureaucracy.

Sessions

• Session 1: "The Art of Doing Nothing"
• Session 2: "The Joy of Meeting Jargon"
• Session 3: "The Science of Bureaucratic Efficiency"
• Session 4: "The Thrill of Red Tape"
• Session 5: "The Futility of Reporting Hours"
• Session 6: "The Art of Creating Another Committee"

Remember, your participation in these sessions is mandatory, but your interest is not.

Attendance Policy

Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)

And, of course, don't forget to bring a lunchbox, because the vending machine is on strike.