Brian Brain Johnson is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing. He is known for his unwavering dedication to the art of ironing, often ironing his socks in the most unlikely of places.
Brian's impressive collection of irons is a sight to behold, with irons of all shapes, sizes, and colors. He can iron a shirt in under 3 seconds flat.
When not ironing, Brian enjoys sipping Earl Grey tea and complaining about the weather.
Eileen Nelson, fellow Extreme Ironer and Alan Turing, the original Iron Man also attend this meeting.