Welcome to the esteemed Bribery Department, where our team of highly-trained professionals will teach you the art of bribery in all its forms.
Learn the fundamental principles of bribery, including the art of subtle coercion, the science of gift-giving, and the philosophy of selective enforcement.
Download the official Bribery Department class handouts, carefully crafted to ensure maximum bribery efficiency.
Don't get caught, get bribed. Contact us for more information: bribery.department@example.com