Attendee Bribery and Lobbying Coaching Results - 42nd Meeting
Welcome, attendees, to the most productive meetings ever!
Our Results:
- Decided on the best pizza topping to bribe the CEO with: Anchovies
- Agreed to lobby for 5 more vacation days off, because who doesn't love a good nap?
- Coached the team on how to properly use the company credit card for personal expenses
- Set a new record for most meetings attended with a hangover, 12 meetings in one day!
- Discovered the secret password to the copier room, now known as the "Caffeine Sanctuary"
- Decided to start a book club for reading company policy manuals, because who doesn't love a good thrill?
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