Our employees are so dedicated to their jobs, we're willing to pay them to attend meetings. It's a thing.
Meet Mary, one of our top bribers. She's been with us since 2018 and has a proven track record of convincing her coworkers to do her chores.
When she's not bribing her colleagues, Mary loves to play the trombone and eat Cheetos.
Meet John, our resident expert on the ethics of bribery.
Jane is our head of bribery compliance, but she's always on vacation.