Departmental Bribery Agenda - 3rd Quarter Incentivization Committee
Our Agenda:
- Item 1: Free Parking Perks for the First 50 Employees who Arrive Early
- Item 2: Extra Vacation Days for Those who Convince the CEO to Get a New Car
- Item 3: Free Lunch for Life for Anyone who Successfully Negotiates a 3% Raise
- Item 4: Personalized, Handwritten Apologies for Those Whose Code Reviews are Late