We're the Bribing Department. We bribe people. It's a real thing.
Our story begins with a group of rogue accountants who got prophets of the dark side of tax law.
We've been bribing people to get things done since 2009. It started with a small operation in a cramped, windowless basement.
Today, we're a global operation with agents in 37 countries. We've got a waiting list of people who want to get in on the action.
Our agents are the best in the business. They've been trained in the art of bribery, from the classic "free lunch" to the more advanced "free vacation" techniques.
But we're not just a group of morally bankrupt individuals. We're a force for good. We bribe for peace, for prosperity, and for world peace.
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