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Now, let's get to the good stuff! Visit our Bribe List for a comprehensive catalog of our latest and greatest offers.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, check out our Advanced Bribing Techniques page for expert advice from our team of highly trained bribery specialists.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include increased productivity, decreased productivity, spontaneous combustion, or all of the above.