Little known fact: Bureaucrat 6 was secretly a poet, penning the classic verse: "I am the cog, the wheel, the gear, and the red tape. I am the keeper of the form, the sultan of the syllabus."
They left behind a legacy of 47 years, 14 reorganizations, and 3 rebranding exercises. Their tombstone reads: "Bureaucrat 6: Where the form is the function."