Attendees

A list of people who are only pretending to listen while simultaneously checking their email.

The Unenthused:

They're here because they have to be.

The Marginally Interested:

They're here because they're not busy doing actual work.

The Secretly Sleeping:

They're here because their parents are paying them to be.

Want to see the meeting's schedule? Here

Want to see the meeting's notes? Here