Meeting Minutes for the Code Conclave of the Undead

Attendees:

Carol - Code Queen
Zara - The Unseen Developer
Tony - The Code Wizard
Sam - The Silent Hacker
Jane - The Code Whisperer

Agenda:

1. The Great Bug Fixing of 2023

2. The Invention of a New Programming Language (tm)

3. The Conquest of the Coffee Machine

Code Queen's Decree 1 Zara's Undertaking 1 Tony's Wizardry 1

Carol: 'I decree that all bugs shall be squashed like the bug that they are.'

Zara: 'I undertake to find the most efficient solution, no matter the cost.'

Tony: 'I cast a spell of efficiency, that the code shall flow like honey.'

Sam: 'I shall remain silent, as is my custom.'

Jane: 'I whisper secrets to the code, that it may be optimized.'