Carol: "I'mistency" Meeting Attendee Extraordinaire

"I'm just here for the free coffee and the existential dread of being trapped in this conference room."

"Can we at least have a 'I'mistency' themed break room with a 'Survival Mode' playlist?"

"I'm starting to think the only thing more exhausting than this meeting is my student loan debt."

"Is it just me, or is the air in here a mix of stale coffee and desperation?"