CEOs Are Not What They Seem (Or Are They?)

Meet the CEO: A Cyborg

Meet John, our fearless leader, a cyborg with a penchant for PowerPoint and profit.

John's upgrades include:

• Retractable laser eye-lasers for piercing through spreadsheets
• Duraclear vision for spotting ROI
• Super-hearing for detecting even the faintest sound of profits being made

Specifications for the CEO's custom-made upgrades