It's official: the company will burn to the ground.
As the CEO, I have made the executive decision to torch the entire operation.
This is not a drill. The building is going up in flames as we speak.
Reasons for this decision:
You can view the meeting minutes from this fateful day at /meetings/attendees/ceo/minutes/2023-02-15.
Or, if you're more interested in the CEO's personal favorite hobbies, you can check out /meetings/attendees/ceo/hobbies/burning-things-down.
And if you're feeling nostalgic, you can visit /meetings/attendees/ceo/nostalgia for some retro pics.
Thanks for reading!