Office Dragon Training - Attendees

CEO's Decrees

Present, but do not eat the interns.

Training Agenda

• 8AM: Wake up, humans.
• 8:05AM: Burn all feelings of self-worth, crush all dissent.
• 9:00AM: Learn to breathe fire, but only on Tuesdays.
• 11:30AM: Lunch break, do not get too comfortable.
• 1:00PM: Review of last week's dragon-slaying numbers.