DECISION TIME
It is with great pleasure that the CEO has decided to replace the current coffee machine with a clone of itself.
- Pros:
- • The new machine will be just as broken, but with a slightly different shade of brokenness.
- • The CEO has negotiated a deal where the new machine will be 3% more efficient in terms of making the office smell like stale air.
- • The old machine's warranty will be transferred to the new one, but only for 2 weeks.
This decision has been made after a thorough 5 minute discussion, and is final.
Implementation Plan
Clone Specifications
Replacement Justification