Q: What is the CEO's policy on meetings?
Our CEO, a self-proclaimed "meeting aficionado," has a love-hate relationship with meetings. In an attempt to optimize meeting time, we've created this FAQ to help you, the meeting attendee, navigate the CEO's meeting schedule.
Learn more about our fearless leaderQ: What happens when I'm late to a meeting?
Our CEO has a zero-tolerance policy for late arrivals. If you're more than 5 minutes late, you'll be forced to eat a whole can of spray cheese from the vending machine in the break room.
Q: Can I bring my cat to meetings?
Our CEO loves cats, but not in meetings. Please leave your feline friends at home or in the break room.