The CEO's Secret Lair

The CEO's Secret Lair is a mystical place where the big cheeses go to plot world domination, plot their escape from existential dread, and enjoy a good game of "Survival of the fittest." It's like the boardroom, but with less spreadsheets and more catnip.

Current Agenda:

• 10:00am - 10:45am: "World Domination" meeting with our top strategists
• 10:45am - 12:00pm: "Escape from Reality" support group
• 12:00pm - 1:00pm: "Lunch" - a 5-star meal of despair

Other Meetings:

• Marketing Meeting
• Tech Support (just kidding, they're still on strike)
• Human Resources (aka the department that still owes us 3 years' worth of back pay)

Upcoming Events:

• The Launch of our new product, "Infinite Despair"!
• The Retirement Party for Bob in Accounting