| Attendee | Reason for Being Here |
|---|---|
| John | To discuss the meaning of life and the impending doom of the coffee machine |
| Jane | To complain about the temperature in the conference room |
| Bob | To introduce his new, revolutionary idea for a meeting management software |
| Alice | To eat all the free donuts on the table |
Also attending: a few stray cats from the neighborhood, a lost sock, and a faint scent of desperation.
Next meeting: Calm Theory Meeting