Minutes of the meeting held on 2023-02-27
It was decided that the coffee machine in the break room is not actually a coffee machine, but rather a sentient being demanding more sugar.
Read more about the Coffee MachineThe inflatable unicorn was deemed a suitable substitute for a real horse, but its tendency to honk loudly during presentations caused a distraction.
See the Inflatable Unicorn ScheduleIt was noted that the office has been plagued by an unexplained influx of socks. Theories range from time-traveling sock gremlins to a plot by the CEO.
Investigate the Sock ConundrumOur next meeting will be on 2023-03-17 9:00 AM at the same location. Please bring your own snacks.
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