Today's Attendees:
Beth
Currently arguing with her husband over who ate the last donut.
Jen
On her 5th consecutive meeting of the week. She's starting to feel like the chair is a substitute for her actual brain.
Bob
Here to network. Also looking for a good excuse to leave early.
Sarah
Trying to convince everyone that her "work-life" balance is actually a typo and she's just not good at math.