Dr. Emma Beaker's latest reactions to meetings:
Dr. Beaker: "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, the meeting or the PowerPoint presentation."
"Sarcastic comments: 3 Sighs: 7 Coffee breaks: 1 Boredom: 8 "Reaction #2
Dr. Beaker: "I'm just trying to remember what the meeting was about."
"Confusion: 9 Head-scratching: 2 Pencil tapping: 1 "Reaction #3
Dr. Beaker: "This meeting is like trying to drink from a firehose."
"Dehydration: 1 Dazedness: 2 Staring-at-the-wall-itis: 3 "Reaction #4
Dr. Beaker: "I think I just dozed off."
"Snore: 1 Snoozing: 2 Drooling: 1 "Reaction #5
Dr. Beaker: "I've given up on life."
"Surrender: 1 Cynicism: 2 Sarcastic-mouthing-off: 3 "Next Meeting
Dr. Beaker will be attending the next meeting with a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong desire for a coffee refill.