On this fateful day, Dr. Smith managed to turn his toaster into a functional blender. Witnesses reported seeing a vortex of flying toast particles and a faint aroma of burnt bread wafting from his kitchen. The incident has left Dr. Smith shaken but not stirred.
Dr. Smith's reckless experimentation with kitchen gadgets and his utter disregard for safety protocols are to be blamed for this unfortunate incident. His lack of common sense and propensity for chaos are well-documented.
We strongly advise against any further experimentation with kitchen appliances. A comprehensive review of Dr. Smith's lab safety procedures has been scheduled for the coming week.
Accident Report Meeting - This Wednesday at 3:00 PM