Awards and Achievements of Chronos, The Cronoisseur

A Chrono-Catalog of the Chrono-Celebrated

Chronos, The Cronoisseur, has been recognized with the following honors for his tireless work in attending meetings:

• Golden Coffee Mug: Awarded for attending 500 meetings in one sitting
• The Crono-Certificate of Excellence: For consistently showing up late to every meeting
• The Chrono-Performer Award: For reciting the company jingle 17 times in a row during a meeting
• The Chrono-Whisperer: For whispering "Can we just move on to the next item?" 12 times during one meeting
• The Chrono-Master of Procrastination: For successfully avoiding a 3-hour meeting by suggesting a 3-hour discussion about the discussion

Other Achievements:

Chronos, The Cronoisseur, has also achieved the following notable feats:

• Most meetings attended while simultaneously checking phone and email
• Longest meeting attendance streak: 14 meetings without a break
• Most creative ways to say "I'm late"

And, as a bonus, Chronos, The Cronoisseur, has also been known to have a collection of:

• Over 1000 meeting minutes scribbled on the back of a used tissue
• A meeting schedule that spans 5 years and contains 37 different colored pens
• A collection of 2000 unused Post-It Notes

Stay tuned for more updates on Chronos, The Cronoisseur, as he continues to chronicle his way through the land of meetings.

Read more about Chronos's favorite meeting snacks Check out Chronos's meeting attendance calendar for the last 5 years