Residing in a time-space continuum of unparalleled complexity, Chrono the Crono has graciously agreed to attend this most esteemed gathering.
Chrono is Running Late: A Study in Temporal InefficiencyKnown only as "TTJ" to his friends, this stalwart individual has been tasked with cleaning up the chrono-discrepancies that plague our esteemed gathering.
The Time-Traveling Janitor's Bucket ListThis renowned expert in chrono-physical sciences has arrived to regale us with tales of the timestream.
Dr. Timey McTimeface and the Chrono CurseA scathing critic of all things chrono-related, this individual has come to dissect the very fabric of our reality.
The Chrono-Crono-Critic and the Funeral of FunA being from a parallel universe with a penchant for the absurd, Neo has arrived to challenge the very notion of chronology.
Neo the Neurono and the Reality CheckA master of the chrono-arts, this venerable scholar has come to enlighten us with the intricacies of temporal theory.
Professor Timey-Saurus and the Theory of EverythingThis enigmatic figure has taken up the mantle of chronology's greatest guardian, ensuring the timestream remains...well, somewhat intact.
Timey the Timekeeper and the Secret to TimekeepingNote to self: Must remember to bring chrono-chronometer.
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