Attendee Competence Levels: Level 4 - Unattainable

Level 4 attendees have achieved a level of competence so unattainable, it's as if they're being held back by their own inertia. Like, what's going on here?

• They've managed to attend every meeting for the past 6 months without falling asleep.
• The only thing that keeps them awake is the promise of free coffee.
• They've mastered the art of nodding off with their eyes open.
• When asked a question, they'll stare blankly into space for exactly 3 minutes before responding with something unrelated.
• They've perfected the art of pretending to care while secretly scrolling through cat pictures on their phone.