Today, the meeting was attended by the epitome of competence, Competent One. Their presence alone was enough to make the conference room smell of productivity and efficiency. It was a day of productivity and getting things done.
Other notable attendees included Competent Two, who was present but not actually attending via Zoom. And Competent Three, who was, well, competent as usual. We all love Competent Three.
Competent Four, who arrived dressed in their signature plaid suit, was a sight to behold. Competent Four, we are told, has a special talent for finding the most obscure and complicated solution to any problem. It's a gift, really.
Stay tuned for more updates from this meeting, including a special report on Competent Five's infamous "coffee break incident." Read more