The infamous Computer Scientist, Bandit, has been known to devour entire pizzas by themselves in one sitting. His diet plan is a marvel of modern science.
Bandit's diet plan consists of:
- 1 pizza per day
- Extra cheese, extra sauce, extra everything
- Side of fries, side of wings
- Weekly meetings with a sports psychologist to work through the trauma
Results:
- Cholesterol levels: through the roof
- Waist size: through the floor
- Carb count: through the ceiling
Learn more about Bandit's weekly meetings with his sports psychologist