Meetings of the Unwilling

Attendees: Computer Scientists

Because you asked for it, here's a list of people who were forced to attend this meeting.

Dr. Emma Codebreaker

A renowned expert in algorithms and existential dread. She's here for the free coffee.

Read her theory on the inevitability of meetings

Theoretical Background

Dr. Codebreaker's work focuses on the futility of trying to escape meetings.

Learn about the Quantum Mechanics of Attendance

Dr. Byte Bandit

Expert in the dark arts of data compression and procrastination. He's here for the free donuts.

Read about his secret diet plan

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