Meetings of the Complex

Where the math is as complicated as the coffee.

Attendees:

Scott Aaronson - The man who's seen it all.
Stephen Wolfram - The father of all things complex.
Grigori Perelman - The man who's been there.

Complexity Theorists:

Scott Aaronson - The complexity theorist with the most followers.
Stephen Wolfram - The complexity theorist who's seen it all.
Grigori Perelman - The man who's been there.
Andrey Razborov - The young and feisty one.

Computer Scientists:

Alan Turing - The father of it all.
John von Neumann - The man who's been around.
Tim Berners-Lee - The inventor of the internet.

This output is a list of attendees to a meeting of complexity theorists and computer scientists, with each attendee having a short description and a link to a subpage for more information. The subpages would be fictional and humorous, providing more information about each of the attendees, their contributions to the field, and their personal quirks.