Notes from Bob the Computer Scientist

Notes on Functional Programming

Write code that is correct, but not elegant.
Use more recursion than necessary.
Always prefer the most complicated solution.
Make the compiler work for you.

And don't forget, the best code is like a beautiful poem, but not too beautiful, or it's not code anymore.

More Notes on Functional Programming

Personal Notes

Don't forget to water the plants.
Buy more cheese.
Why is it so hard to find decent socks in this city?

Philosophy of Sock Ownership

Remember, the most important part of being a computer scientist is not the code you write, but the coffee you drink while writing the code.