Attendee	Reason for Attending
Samantha "The Crazy Cat Lady" Jenkins	Because she has a collection of 37 cats and needs to network
Baron Von Blerg	To sell his artisanal cat-themed candles
Zoey "Zoinks" McZoinksalot	To show off her extensive collection of cat-shaped stress balls

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