Meetings - Attendee Decisions

Decided: Ban Flash Drives

• Due to excessive use of 'I'm a little tea pot' sound effects
• Due to the alarming rate of lost productivity while searching for that one USB port
• Due to the existential crisis caused by seeing a colleague's 128MB drive

Note: This decision was made in the interest of preserving our collective sanity.

Next meeting: 'The Great Font Debate'

The Great Font Debate Deciding on the Weather

	
	DECISION: Ban Flash Drives
	DATE: 2023-02-15
	REASON: Excessive 'I'm a little tea pot' sound effects, lost productivity due to USB port searching, and existential dread from 128MB drives