Meeting Minutes: Pizza Topping Debate

Meeting Attendees:

• Sam "The Sausage King"
• John "The Pepperoni Professor"
• Emily "The Vegan Vigilante"

Decisions:

After an intense debate, the following decisions were made:

• It was decided that pineapple is NOT a pizza topping, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
• The meeting adjourned for a 30-minute pizza break, during which time everyone devoured a whole pie.
• A motion to include vegan options on the menu was tabled (see what I did there).

Next Steps:

Next meeting scheduled for 3 weeks, at which point we will re-hash the pineapple debate.

Sam "The Sausage King" will lead the discussion. John "The Pepperoni Professor" will provide expert testimony. Emily "The Vegan Vigilante" will bring her A-game.