John was supposed to attend the meeting but didn't show up. We had some really important discussions about the importance of showing up to meetings, but it's not like we're going to get him to come back next week.
On the bright side, the donuts were still delicious, even if John was not.
Some people are speculating that John was abducted by aliens, but we're not confirming or denying that.
Anyway, if you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact John's Lost Contact Information or Attendees Support.