Attendance Report: "The Unproductive Meeting"

Present:

1. John "The Uninvited" Doe (arrived 5 minutes late, left 5 minutes early)

2. Jane "The Sleepy" Smith (dozed off in the 2nd chair, drool on 3rd)

1. Bob "The Unreliable" Brown (called in sick, actually just playing Fortnite)

2. Alice "The Uncoordinated" Johnson (tripped on her cat, still recovering)

3. Mike "The Unenthused" Lee (decided to work from home instead, still on his couch)

- The copier jammed. Again.

- Someone ate the last of the donuts

Next Meeting: "The Unproductively Productive Meeting" - 2:00 PM, 3:00 PM, and 4:00 PM (we'll get it sorted)