Let's build a robot that can play the trombone!

It'll be called 'Bobby' and will be powered by a combination of hamster power and nacho cheese.

It'll have a built-in espresso machine, because, priorities.

Read the technical specs for Bobby to see how we can make this vision a reality.

Bobby will be able to play 'Blue Danube Waltz' flawlessly, but only if we can get it to eat enough fiber to produce the necessary flatulence.

It'll also have a built-in 'I'm a little teapot' karaoke system, because, why not?