Ellen's Mysterious Meeting Minutes

Minutes of the 2022 Meeting of the Illuminati Council

Present:

• Ellen (Chairperson)
• Dr. Lee (Vice-Chairperson)
• Mystic Mike (Head of Mysterious Affairs)
• Lady Lavender (Head of Lavender Affairs)

Decisions Made:

1. We decided to have a meeting about having a meeting.
2. We discussed the finer points of world domination.
3. We voted on a new logo for the Illuminati Council.

Next Meeting:

• Next Meeting: The Great Pizza Party of 2023
• Location: The Secret Underground Lair
• Time: Whenever the clock strikes 13

Hyperlinks:

• Minutes of Bob's Meeting
• Minutes of the 2023 Meeting