Attendees of "The Most Important Meeting in the Multiverse
By: Ellen Woods
Present and accounted for:
- Ellen Woods, Time Lord of the Galactic Empire of Me
- Zorvath, Supreme Leader of the Intergalactic Union of Overworked IT Admins
- Balthazar, Lord of the Fjords and Lord of the Donuts
- Bob, Guy Who Forgot His Name Again
- And 4 other people with slightly less important titles
Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee ratios
- 2. Elect the next Supreme Leader of the Intergalactic Union of Overworked IT Admins
- 3. Debate the merits of black holes as a viable means of transportation
Why Balthazar is so important (it's a long story)
Learn more about Zorvath, the IT admin with the most impressive beard
Read Ellen Woods' personal bio, because who doesn't love a good time lord story