Attendees of "The Most Important Meeting in the Multiverse

By: Ellen Woods

Present and accounted for:

Ellen Woods, Time Lord of the Galactic Empire of Me
Zorvath, Supreme Leader of the Intergalactic Union of Overworked IT Admins
Balthazar, Lord of the Fjords and Lord of the Donuts
Bob, Guy Who Forgot His Name Again
And 4 other people with slightly less important titles

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee ratios
2. Elect the next Supreme Leader of the Intergalactic Union of Overworked IT Admins
3. Debate the merits of black holes as a viable means of transportation

Why Balthazar is so important (it's a long story) Learn more about Zorvath, the IT admin with the most impressive beard Read Ellen Woods' personal bio, because who doesn't love a good time lord story Note: The sublinks are just for fun, but they could potentially be actual subpages with more content.