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The meeting began at 10:00 AM sharp. Emperor Zogg arrived 15 minutes late, citing "diplomatic traffic."
The discussion on the intergalactic war was heated, with some calling for the immediate launch of a surprise attack and others advocating for a more diplomatic approach. A compromise was reached, and the war effort will be put off until at least next Thursday.
The new imperial crest design was met with widespread disapproval, but Emperor Zogg assured the room it would be "a real game-changer."
The Grand Poet Laureate's latest masterpiece, "Ode to the Imperium's Toilet Paper Supplies," was met with a mix of applause and confusion.
The meeting adjourned at 12:00 PM, with Emperor Zogg declaring it was time for "a well-deserved nap."