In the event of an emergency meeting, follow these steps to ensure your survival.
Step 1: Locate the Exit
Find the nearest exit sign, it's usually a big red circle with a picture of a person running.
Click for more information on Exit StrategyStep 2: Signal for Help
If you're unable to find the exit, signal for help using your most desperate whistle. This will summon a team of highly trained meeting attendees who will guide you to safety.
Click for more information on SignalingStep 3: Follow the Leader
Once you've signaled for help, follow the leader to the nearest exit. Don't question their decisions, just pretend you're a sheep and follow the flock.
Click for more information on LeadershipStep 4: Run for Your Life (or Meeting)
When you reach the exit, run as fast as you can. The meeting will be over, and you'll be free to enjoy a nice cup of coffee and a cookie.
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