Dr. Pain & Son is a team of expert agony aunts/uncles who will gladly take your money and provide you with creative solutions to your problems.
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Our Methods Our Fees Our TestimonialsOur team uses a unique blend of science, philosophy, and sheer, unadulterated sadism to deliver results.
Our services are not cheap, but they are priceless...ly expensive.
$100/hour for standard consultations
$500/day for premium packages
Our clients say we're the best in the business (or the worst, we're not really sure which).
"Dr. Pain & Son made me question the meaning of life." - John D.
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than see Dr. Pain & Son again." - Jane D.
Learn to become a suffering expert like Dr. Pain & Son.
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