Today, we have the pleasure of meeting the following etymology enthusiasts:
PhD in Etymology, expert in the study of word origins. Can tell you the history of any word in under 5 seconds.
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PhD in Linguistics, known for his unorthodox teaching methods. Can recite the entire Oxford English Dictionary from memory.
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PhD in Semiotics, expert in deciphering hidden meanings. Can read between the lines, but not really.
Read more about Dr. Z. P. F. T.'s semiotic skillsAlso attending: