MEETINGS ATTENDEES
Meetings Attendees is a prestigious gathering of the world's greatest thinkers, the most esteemed scholars, and the most tolerable colleagues.
Schmizzlepants Theory
Developed by renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Schmizzlepants Theory posits that the key to successful meetings is not the subject matter, but the carefully crafted atmosphere of confusion and disinterest.
Key components of the Schmizzlepants Theory include:
- Agenda items presented in PowerPoint with 20-point font and Comic Sans
- A minimum of 3 hours of free time for attendees to "recharge" with coffee and small talk
- A strict "no ideas" policy, enforced by a team of highly trained, heavily armed, and extremely bored guards
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