Evolutionists

Attendees

• Dr. Ian Malcolm: "I told you, it's chaos theory, folks."
• Dr. Alanis Tornquist: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why the dinosaurs went extinct."
• Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Oh, come on, I was just trying to say that."
• Robert Dobbs: "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the thought of our species' demise or the thought of my ex-wife's divorce lawyer."

Note: The views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of the Evolutionists or their lawyers.

Evolutionists

These are the people who are constantly evolving, but not necessarily in a good way.

• Isaac Wright-Brown: "I've been evolving for so long, I've forgotten who I used to be."
• Dr. Evelyn St. Juste: "I've been evolving, but my fashion sense has not."
• Marvin Kraft: "I've been evolving, but my taste in music is still stuck in the 80s."