Attendees Exit Plan: The Art of Leaving

When the meeting has reached its inevitable and crushing conclusion, it's time to make your exit. But how do you do it with style?

Follow these simple steps to ensure a dignified departure:

1. Stand up straight, shoulders back, and head held high.
2. Make a bold declaration, such as, "I have a pressing engagement with a snack." or "I have urgent need to attend to a cat."
3. Grab your coat or briefcase and make your way to the door.
4. Do not be swayed by desperate attempts to re-engage you in conversation.
5. Execute a flawless exit maneuver, preferably through the door, and into the parking lot.

Remember, it's not just about leaving the meeting, it's about leaving the meeting with your head held high and your dignity intact.

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