Feigen Reading Materials

Reading Material:

A 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on the art of doing nothing. Includes:

• A 50-page report on the history of catnapping
• A 200-page novel on the art of doing the bare minimum
• A 10-hour video of a man watching paint dry

Your Notes:

Don't bother taking any, you'll just forget anyway.

Action Items:

We're not doing any of those. But if you must, here's a list of completely unactionable items:

• Send a strongly-worded letter to your boss complaining about the meeting schedule
• Cook a snack
• Watch the paint dry

Next Meeting:

We're not sure when it is, but it'll probably be next week. Maybe.

Stay tuned for further updates, or not.