Meetings: where productivity goes to die. Or rather, where it's reborn as a colorful mess.
Here's a list of attendees, because, you know, it's always fun to know who's stuck in this never-ending cycle of conference calls and PowerPoint.
Don't forget to grab a snack from the vending machine, it's not just coffee, but a promise of hope in these dark times.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to find the meeting room without asking for directions. Good luck.