Finance Department Meeting Minutes

Item 1: Increase coffee prices

John: "But what about the coffee snobbery union?"

Bob: "Don't worry about it, I've got a plan."

Alice: "Is there a plan? Because I've been trying to find the coffee shop's number."

John: "No, no, it's not like that. I just... uh... I was just thinking we could... charge more for coffee."

Item 2: Introduce new tax on water usage

Finance Department: "We'll just take 5% of your paycheck, and that's final."

Jane: "But what about the toilets? Will they still flush?"

Finance Department: "Uh, no... just the executive toilets, I think."

Item 3: Fire the accountant

Accountant: "Wait, what about my 401k?"

Finance Department: "You can just use the company's 401k... for the company."